Dax

Lady Bums in NoHo

June 27th, 2007 · 2 Comments

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I think a woman bum just called me a cockbag!

In all fairness, I was bumping disco in a convertible with mirrored sunglasses on at 7:45 at night in a Ralph’s parking lot. She stared at me for a very real Three Count and then shouted before scurrying off.

Cockbag!

Maybe she knew something I didn’t.

I fixed blog spam for Wordpress completely. I’m going to turn Askimet off. I’m thinking of whether or not to release the plugin.

I have to think of a suitably obscene name for it first in case I get on weblogtoolscollection again.

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Monkeys for sale on facebook!!!

June 21st, 2007 · 7 Comments

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Oh my god I want that so bad!

I didn’t even know you were allowed to have monkeys. Why the fuck do so many people have dogs if there are free monkeys all over facebook!?

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Google Saved My Life

June 15th, 2007 · 1 Comment

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Daven did a post like this today, so I figured I’d join in on the insane fun.

Yesterday my computer crashed. Massive hard drive failure. It was a RAID 0 drive lame reasons so the data is permafucked.

For those of you who didn’t understand that, RAID 0 Harddrives are like going down the freeway with each of your legs in two different cars. If one car runs out of gas and if you aren’t Jackie Chan, you are hosed.

I am hosed. Or at least I would have been.

Google saved my fucking life.

I recently moved all of my shit to Google. Documents to Google Documents, I sent all my existing email accounts to new Gmail accounts to use Gmail’s spam filtering.

Did you know you could do that? Use Gmail to download mail from another mail account and then use that gmail account from now on instead of your old Spammed to Death one? Well you can do that.

I lost a lot of psd’s etc in the hard drive crash, but what I didn’t lose was four books and a mountain of really fucking important email.

Google, you saved all my shit. I guess that makes us even for Vicodin stuff.

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New Song - Rollerderby

May 31st, 2007 · 2 Comments

Sparse on updates I know. Sorry! I got a book to finish and an album to record!

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Next Dicktastics Show 5/27

May 22nd, 2007 · No Comments

Check it out…


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OPEN BAR!!!!
8-9!!!
Ask At The Door!!
MAP to the the Viper Room

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Tee Hee

May 15th, 2007 · 2 Comments

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Yeehaw

Dicktastics play the Viper Room, May 27th, 7PM!

Open Bar again!!!

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