This is what I got for Xmas — and my reviews of them.
A guinea pig calendar. That’s great. Thanks Ashley.
That’s almost as good as the rotten tomatoes I got her for xmas two years ago, or the three song mix CD that she got for her mother on the mother’s day of 2002.
The gift gave me a great idea: The Calendar of the Month Club.
Think about it. Everyone looks through their whole calendar by the time the first month is over. Wouldn’t it be great if you got a brand new calendar with a new theme every month? No more torture about not turning the page and pre-boring yourself. No more office xmas full of guinea pig figurines because someone stuck you with a calendar of the very same for an entire year and everyone thought you were some kind of guinea pig psycho.
Ali G on DVD! Wa wa wee wa! A gift so nice I got it twice!
FUN FACTS
Did you know that the Borat suit has never been washed?
Did you know that Borat’s moustache is real?
Did you know that Ali G is engaged to the crazy girl from Wedding Crashers?
Did you know that Ali G gave a commencement speech at Harvard?
I also got the Sony DCR-DVD92. This is a super sweet camera that records directly onto mini DVDs that go right into your DVD player which I lost the remote to or someone stole to be a prick. The only problem with this camera is that it only records for like 20 fucking minutes.
I’m not talking about battery life either. It’s something like an hour and a half. I don’t know. But the little DVD’s only record like 20 minutes of hilarious stuff that I was going to do. I know what you’re thinking; that’s not enough. Maybe I can exchange it for a DVD player remote.
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