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Fuck You Gmail!

December 13th, 2007 · 28 Comments

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Why the fuck is an advertisement for “He-She Escorts” showing up in my Gmail?

And if someone wanted a He-She Escort, would this be the best way to pick up the client? There’s a reason prostitutes are called “ladies of the evening” and “professionals”. That’s purchasing sex with a side of self-respect.

A “She He” does not exactly ooze class with a sly wink to your trousers. Actually…what would?

CONTEST!

Okay, this is my Dax Biggnuts Contest for 2007, which ends when the ball drops. Whoever can think of the classiest name for a transsexual prostitute wins a link on my sidebar.

Da Rules

1. You have to post your classy transsexual prostitute name somewhere on your blog and link to this post.
2. Your entry must be submitted before I wake up and check my email Jan 1.
3. Here are some off-limits entries because I already thought of them:
Hot Totties
Sausage Queens
Wacky Wavy Inflatable Arm Flailing Tubemen

Goodnight.

UPDATE

If my trackbacks don’t work, post a comment pointing to your blog post. I know you’re good for it.

Also, this contest is open to non-SEO people too.

Tags: The Shaft

28 responses so far ↓

  • 1 SEO Buz Box // Dec 13, 2007 at 7:26 am

    Shehera

    (I tried posting and but comments timed out, not sure if it is you or me)

  • 2 Rob // Dec 13, 2007 at 10:34 am

    I know this doesnt count as an entry, but my suggestion for the classiest name for a transsexual pro?

    cum-dumpster

  • 3 hammer // Dec 13, 2007 at 12:12 pm

    Stupid time outs.

  • 4 Geiger // Dec 14, 2007 at 8:19 am

    http://www.jaygeiger.com/index.php/2007/12/13/weird-ass-contest/

    I really think I can do better though.

  • 5 orie // Dec 15, 2007 at 12:09 pm

    josaphine hiddengigglestick

  • 6 orie // Dec 15, 2007 at 12:09 pm

    veera suprisenwang

  • 7 orie // Dec 15, 2007 at 12:10 pm

    genna talia

  • 8 orie // Dec 15, 2007 at 12:11 pm

    betty bothjunk

  • 9 orie // Dec 15, 2007 at 12:11 pm

    julianne dueldeeds

  • 10 orie // Dec 15, 2007 at 12:12 pm

    erin adamsapple

  • 11 orie // Dec 15, 2007 at 12:15 pm

    Wendy Boobsandrod

  • 12 orie // Dec 15, 2007 at 12:26 pm

    chris cryinggame

  • 13 orie // Dec 15, 2007 at 12:26 pm

    Pat

  • 14 orie // Dec 15, 2007 at 12:32 pm

    by the way I got a link to you at http://www.bodyabcs.com/swp, sorry i didn’t mention it before, i got excited

  • 15 orie // Dec 15, 2007 at 5:32 pm

    sorry i wrote the address to my page wrong, i told you i was excited

    http://www.bodyabcs.com/swp/2007/12/he-she-contest/

  • 16 ryan // Dec 20, 2007 at 11:15 pm

    Rodinya Cheeks

  • 17 Bob // Dec 25, 2007 at 2:50 am

    Google’s moto was… ” Do No Evil” should be ” Do Evil”

  • 18 bob rains // Dec 31, 2007 at 11:14 am

    LADYEEZNUTS

  • 19 GO // Feb 20, 2008 at 1:45 pm

    Transoceanic 850

    previously on Transwor

    :Pp

  • 20 firefox indir // Apr 3, 2008 at 3:30 am

    :D

  • 21 iddaa // May 8, 2008 at 12:18 am

    Stupid time outs.

  • 22 ????? // Jun 19, 2008 at 11:08 pm

    looool

  • 23 oteller // Jun 24, 2008 at 1:29 pm

    tatil oh my god

  • 24 kadin // Sep 5, 2008 at 4:43 am

    Stupid time outs. +1 :D

  • 25 hh // Feb 24, 2009 at 3:14 am

    gmail sucks…it is the worst mail server in the world..not loading for an hour…fucks

  • 26 Colleen // Apr 20, 2009 at 10:19 pm

    Dick Masterson

  • 27 blogging tips // May 5, 2009 at 3:13 am

    o well google does fuck up sometimes but this is hilarious

  • 28 Razak Ramli // Jun 25, 2009 at 2:12 pm

    2 in 1,of course..,UNISEX!!!

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