Just when you think Spamalot — the musical version of Monty Python’s Holy Grail — couldn’t get any awesomer, it does.
Over there is a picture of me receiving the Best Peasant Arthur Award during Spamalot on fucking Broadway. On fucking Broadway. You can see Hank Azaria looking awesome on my right shoulder and David Hyde Pierce looking pretty awesome also, in a sexually suggestive position in front of me. If you are a me noob, I’m the wicked awesome blur in the middle with hair of fire and a sweet fucking moustache domniating your vision like a karaoke supernova.
I’ll post more about this when I get home and can scan things and upload things on a real computer instead of a piece of shit Mac that has one button on the mouse so you pretty much never know what the fuck you’re doing or where you are or how many of megabytes you’re uploading to flickr for a dollar a minute at Kinko’s. Nice work Mac.
Lesson’s Learned:
1. Don’t ever trade tickets with me to sit with your wife ten seconds before Spamalot.
2. Always change white shirts before going to a play because you fell asleep on the plane after dying your hair and woke up looking like that guy Cheney shot all over your chest.
3. Never ever ever shave your moustache.
10 responses so far ↓
1 ferozan // Feb 27, 2006 at 5:22 pm
poor, poor, greg!!! muahahahahahahahahaahahaha
2 Mom // Feb 27, 2006 at 5:37 pm
WAY 2 GO!
3 jackie // Mar 2, 2006 at 8:53 am
i once sat next to hank azaria in a bennigans. he didn’t mention me by chance, did he?
also, dude- the hair, the mustache, the white undershirt. wow.
4 hammer // Mar 3, 2006 at 9:51 am
You’ll be twice as wow when that combo is at your wedding.
5 Kris Farmer // Mar 3, 2006 at 3:31 pm
I heard at least 3 people say, “Is that moustache real” during the week in New York. I am sure about 1000 more said it to themselves when Dax was pulled onto the Broadway stage.
6 hammer // Mar 4, 2006 at 2:13 am
That’s awesome. How in the hell would someone explain a fake moustache like that? A promotional stunt for moustachio.com?
And what would that be?
7 Chris // Mar 5, 2006 at 10:08 am
Probably the same way they would explain a real moustache like that…
8 hammer // Mar 5, 2006 at 10:31 am
Don’t get Zen on me at this hour, berger. It’s been a long week.
9 Duane // Mar 7, 2006 at 1:54 pm
Hey Dax.
I just finished up the review of Spamalot for Matt Cutts. Any idea how to track him down? I posted up on his blog, but figured I’d drop you a note, too.
Duane
*still laughing at the pic*
10 ferdia // May 22, 2008 at 5:28 am
dude, i was in your position in the West End!!!!!
If you have no idea what is going to happen it’s pretty weird eh??? when a big bloody hand comes down from the ceiling and you have to go up, and my name is basically really complex and they couldn’t remember it, let alone sing it.
(Ferdia McLeavey-Reville)
probably the most fun and embarassing thing that ever happend me. have nice polaroid too with about half people that are in your one (london show has different peeps in it)
well enjoy yer trophy!
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