Tragically, I have become sick only three days before my gig at THE DERBY.
It could be from the horrible condition of my bathroom.
It could be from the last Friday morning I woke up drunk after sleeping on the couch.
It could be from the handrail I licked at Disneyland
It could be from THIS PICTURE my friend (who is a man) posted of his dog.
I don’t know. I’m not a doctor, but I know what didn’t get me sick…cigarettes.
I’ve been taking that Airborne effervescent stuff every three hours, Cold-Eeze losenges at about the same frequency. I took about 5,000mg of vitamin C and drank a pint of orange juice. What’s left? Noodle soup? Does that shit work?
FYI: the gig will still rock so hard you won’t be able to listen to music ever again because everything else will sound like shit. In fact it will rock even harder.
6 responses so far ↓
1 Jenstar // Oct 24, 2006 at 7:14 am
Do you guys have Cold FX there? Or do us Canadians finally have something you don’t have
2 Phantombookman // Oct 24, 2006 at 10:00 am
In the spirit of a projectile vomit inducing comment from a Cuttlet
Get well soon Dax (wretching noise here in England)
Being honest, we all know men never care about anyone who is ill, other than themselves of course!
Seriously though, what about an archive podcast of the gig or a track?
You’re supposed to be handy with this interweb thing - should be a breeze
3 Jenstar // Oct 24, 2006 at 7:19 pm
I asked for live streaming videocast
4 hammer // Oct 25, 2006 at 10:17 am
I am totally well!! I have never tried to treat a cold; usually they last for months, but I did and it worked! I feel like I hacked myself.
I am going to try my ass off for a podcast or something like it. The problem with recording stuff is that live music clips if you don’t have the volume set correctly, and since I’ll be playing and gabbing, I can’t set the volume correctly ^_^.
5 Ian // Oct 25, 2006 at 12:39 pm
I wouldn’t mind a torrent.
6 Ashley // Oct 26, 2006 at 7:36 pm
it isnt good to take a lot of zinc and then drink orange juice. You should consult me about your medical problems from now on
but nevermind that, the show was still the coolest thing ever!!!
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