Remember when I sold my moustache on eBay? Well I found the videos of me shaving it and spliced them together for your enjoyment. Check it out at BuyMyMoustache.com or right here in this post.
Also, I tried uploading this fucker to YouTube because I like their whole community bullshit, but it didn’t work. I tried like three times. Google Video totally came through for me in the pinch. Google is like Santa Claus — except a Santa Claus that sticks coal up your ass when you’ve been bad. Giggidy Goo.
4 responses so far ↓
1 Phantombookman // Oct 21, 2006 at 1:47 am
They broke the mold when they made you Dax !
Also, I cannot believe I sat here watching you eat junk food, I may need professional help
2 SEOidiot // Oct 21, 2006 at 3:14 am
Dude thats one of the funniest things i ever saw…..
Pilky got a great deal just to make you shoot that vid….
3 pixie pan // Nov 30, 2006 at 3:28 pm
Ok. You are flippin’ me out. Where did you come from anyways? Don’t tell me Vegas, cause all mothers who live in Vegas are on birth control pills….chicks from Vegas are actually smart. We know this because they make $cash$ for every turn or contortion their bodies find themselves in. Back to where I was going, got a little sidetracked, so I log on today to find myself on guerilla’z site, reached out to the mailroom, or whom-ever gets your contact replies and then I see “DAX”. Straight shot I figure. Who knows if anyone will get my other replies, but straight shots for me are damn good being that I have total ADD, it’s a wonder I can write. Found my way to watching your moustache video like you told me to…you are a star, we talked about that. BRILLANT, a little flavor of Jackass. So I’d love to rap about our books…check my website out. The whole mental illness thing is a cover to get my foot in the door of my publishing house and into the innocent minds of my readers. It seems like a got a hook right? No one’s ever written illustrated adult books for the mentally ill, except my book might drive them crazy first. That’s the plan, and then to bring them full circle to “and on the first day there was God…” or was it, “on the first day He created God”, not man, God. Not himself, man. Anyways, back on track…I know it’s sick right, cause that’s all that mentally ill people do anyways, is run around in their heads like chickens with their heads cut off. Somehow I know how to help. I do have some riddles that I’d love to bounce off you so if you care to collaberate email me at stacey@paintonthewall.com and staceylane@paintonthewall.com -both cause when one is not haunted, the other is and vice versa. Truly frustrating. Oh, and I have a really good pic of you in your pirates hat in Vegas, although I see you have a pretty good collection going here. My bro’s and I know how to find you slammin’ on the keys now too. One final question, does me wearing your black hat make me Captain Hook’s shadow and what happens to him when it gets away?
4 pixie pan // Nov 30, 2006 at 3:30 pm
Sorry… didn’t know I wrote so damn much.
How much you get for that upper-lip hairball anyways?
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