Has anyone seen those Danish Mohammed cartoons that have everyone’s turban in a knot?
It took me like five minutes to track them down and since my Googling skills are like twice as fast as everyone I know, I’m going to just post the pictures here.
This one’s not so bad. If I was a prophet I wouldn’t mind being this doodle. I’ve got some cool pirate pants there, and a donkey. If it’s good enough for Juan Valdez, why not Mohammed?
Same deal here. This pose is a little fruity, but I think those manly fucking bullhorns make up for that. Make fun of Mohammed’s Birkenstocks? Guess that you want your ass gored with some gilded golded horns of righteousness.
This one’s a little out there. I think the guy who drew it just used a Karl Marx doodle that he drew up in Hippie Town (college). That’s why it has a Green Russian flag. Russia? Green Party? Beard? Yes that’s definitely Karl Marx.
I like the Evil Santa style beard in this one, but what I don’t get is why someone would draw penises for a guy’s eyes. Especially when the guy has a sword. At least I assume that someone drew penises for this guy’s eyes. Why else would they censor it out with one of those bars? That’s how it goes in print media, anywhere there’s a penis — even if it isn’t in a penile region, gets a black bar.
I also heard that there’s a shortage of chairs.
I would be pretty offended too if my physics professor was Jeff Goldbloom. Even in a comic. For the last time everyone, Jeff Goldbloom is not actually a genius. He wouldn’t be able to explain what is going on with those Eigenvectors or whatever the hell they’re supposed to be. It’s unrealistic and frankly that offends me.
I guess this is a behind the scenes look at how to draw a Mohammed cartoon. They must have wanted to round the total out at an even dozen. I have news for you aspiring cartoonists. Smoking right above your drawings is probably a bad idea.
Remember that episode of Seinfeld where Kramer is a line up guy for a while and Jerry has to take the lie detector test because he lied about not watching Melrose Place? That was a classic. Always remember: it’s not a lie if you believe it.
Attack of the Jew Chickens wearing football helmets! AAAH!
No, you know what was another good episode of Seinfeld, was the puffy shirt one. Oh Jerry. You and your inability to politely resolve socially awkward situations.
Relax, folks. Those motherfuckers don’t look like they’re about to relax to me dude. Just because you’re wearing the green robe doesn’t make you the King of Chill Town.
Yippie Kai-yeay, motherfucker!
Lesson here: Don’t order your headwear from ACME.
Here’s the last one and my personal favourite. If you ignore the stupid orange gag and the one-nostriled homosexual, you can get some great tips on how to draw a cool looking stick figure with a beard. Every time I’ve drawn a stick figure with a beard, it always looks like a stick figure throwing up. But look! With a few simple lines instead of a bunch of scribbles, you can draw a totally authentic bearded stickman. I’m going to go try it now!
I got these images from Michelle Malkin’s blogorium & News Emporium.
7 responses so far ↓
1 The Dane // Feb 9, 2006 at 11:23 pm
Ha ha ha - a fresh view on TOTALLY overrated cartoons.
Wish there was a little more of that kind in the debate here in Denmark. People are either apologizing madly and saying “I would never do that” (If you now Danes - you KNOW they are lying, and just being smartasses), ot saying “We can do anything we want, freedom of press BLA BLA BLA YADI YADI YADI” *sigh*………
Funny story catually - NOBODY focuses on the real reason for the cartoons - a nice pro-muslim kiddiebook about the prophet. The author wanted som drawings of the prophet (kids tend to like drawings in books), nobody wanted to make them.
Jyllands Posten heard of this (thinking: Great story!), and made their own article about why this is so - and asked 12 illutrators to make the cartoons, as a current-day-view on the prophet. The End.
Stupid? Perhaps… Legal? Yes, absolutely… Done to affend 1,5 billion people? Absolutely not… Reason to burn embassys ,and 15 people (so far) getting killed? There is no such valid reason…
2 hammer // Feb 10, 2006 at 12:26 am
Yea. It’s interesting — I’ve been hearing that three of the cartoons were added post-script and post-publication by a non-Danish and non-affiliated party simply to enrage any takers. I’m sure anyone can guess which three.
3 eddy // Mar 7, 2006 at 2:13 pm
fucking great pictures …keep up the good work…
why is it muslims kick up a fuss when something happens against them…did anyone in the muslim world condemn what happened on 9/11? did they fuck they rejoiced like pigs
well i guess it came and bit them up the ass didnt it how many muslims died in the tsunami and the earthquake in pakistan yet they expect the west to bail their ass out …i say if they’re so fuckin close let them fend for themselves
keep it up pal great work i applaud you whole heartedly
4 Romeo // Jun 17, 2006 at 4:55 pm
you forget the basic fundamental no no. It is prohibited to draw pictures of the prophet as in many countries it became that many holy men became worshipped. Also, the intention of the cartoonists was to provoke anger and his attentions were to create animosity and anger. lets be honest if you was a christian and they were pictures of jesus, such as a bomb above his head etc would you embrace these pictures with open arms? The answer is no. Ok, you may be an athiest but what if they mocked someone you loved, would you rejoice them or greet them with adcts of deviance, yes you would.
Finally, all true muslims condemn the 9/11 as islam forbids the deaths of innocent civillian, as the famous extract reads, “to kill one man is like killing the whole of mankind”. if you really were intrested in the teachings of islams you would read books regarding the issue not watch misdirected individuals who shout the religion of islam from rooftops but do not understand the concepts. these are the exact images the that the media you to infiltrate and brainwash your thought in to thinking islam means terror, in actual fact islam means peace.
5 Aladdin // Oct 30, 2006 at 9:34 am
I second Romeo. If I were a westerner, I’d hate that ‘the rest of the world’ wud picture me as a ‘racist’, which may unfortunately do, and rightly so!! I believe it’s time ‘the west’ stopped being racist and bigot and strive to live in peace with ‘the rest’, as the Americans like to classify the world!!
I’m no apologetic, yes, I admit there’re some who were rejoiced after 9/11, asmuch as some were and still are rejoiced at the ‘innocent’ casualties in the barabaric Israeli offensive against Lebanon!
The world will be a worse place when those fanatics on both sides are prospering!!
6 hammer // Oct 30, 2006 at 10:48 am
So where do the Minnesota Jew Chickens fit into that?
7 Moho // Mar 31, 2008 at 3:07 am
woooow so Arrogant !!I just wondering why they hate Islam like that??? FUCK to all haters especially Eddy…. we are not fuck our rejoiced like pigs…we are humans and muslims and we must learn u how could u live agood life.
freedom of the press !!?? Hahhahaa another lie bad men, u have to learn how respect others beforethis… simply U R a few pigs playing in their shits…best luck LOOOOOOOOSERS
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