Everyone who hasn’t imagined themself as the heroic Arthur from The Tick pictured over there at least once a week raise your hand.

You people are liars.

For the rest of you, now’s your chance! Head on over to THIS SITE HERE to find information and kit ordering instructions on how to build your own airplane. Seriously.

Here’s an excerpt from their FAQ:

Q: How much does it cost to build?

A: The prototype cost less than $3,000 not including the motor.

That sounds good so far. I’m the kind of guy who likes my piano to cost more than my car and my airplane combined.

Q: What kind of tools are required to build the Afordaplane?

Who cares? With a name like Afordaplane, I’m already sold.

Q: What skills are required to build Afordaplane?

A: Careful attention to details…

Shit. If anyone has or has access to a “Careful attention to details” (whatever that is), commutes along my route to work from the biggest mountain in Santa Clarita to right next to the mall, and is interested in sharing a plane built out of an industrial strength erector set, shoot me an email.

Jesus Christ Wordpress’ WYSIWYG editor is fucked up.