I haven’t been posting for a while because I completely fucked up my right hand being a drunk jackass.  It wouldn’t be so bad if I didn’t type, play piano, and brush my teeth with my right hand, but I do.  Damn.

I’m in Italy right now, so feel free to go fuck with my stuff while I’m gone.

I’m going to the Vatican tomorrow.  I spent all day looking for a Pope Hat.

The Captain is in a box on his way to England right now.  I’ll be posting pictures of the piece of art I turned that into later in the week.

Arrivadice!