Fuck, this blog is getting more and more worky by the day.

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON’T KNOW…

AOL released like 650,000 internet searches made by their users. It was meant to be anonymous, but of course everyone searches for their own name first so it’s easy to pick that search up and match a person up to all their other searches using the brilliant AOL “anonymous” ID system.

That means if you searched for your name (and of course you did) and then searched “abnormally large penis” the next day, there’s a CHANCE the ladies in your office are looking at you differently because you use AOL and they went HERE.

That was not my point.

This is my point: Who the fuck out there is searching for me? I gave in and searched for myself in the Big Database in the Sky (the BDS). This is what I found.

Dax Hammer

Cool! Then the very next search from the same guy:

Dax Hammer Utah Prison

What!? That is not me. Whoever is out there searching for me in prison, I have not been. Why in the hell was that the next search? Who are you!?