Oh shit! The Dicktastics have a gig!
If you’re not doing the coolest thing you’ve ever done in your life on October the 25th (Wednesday) come out to the Derby at 8PM where we will be nailing the jams!
Be sure to bring your ass, because we will rock it the fuck off!
If you print out that flyer and bring it (or print your own shitty flyer) then you can get in for 8 bucks. If you tell me you want to buy a ticket from me, I’ll sell you one for 5 bucks.
Otherwise it’s $12.