After spending the last half week in seclusion considering the cancellation of my first Moustache auction, I reached the following conclusion:
It must not have been AWESOME enough.
The Captain is BACK ON SALE.  This time, however, I am offering a very special Try Before You Buy Service. As I explain in the auction, satisfaction is #1 when it comes to enjoying facial hair — especially other people’s! That means it’s important to know The Captain is right for you.
I know it. The Captain knows it, but just so you’re confident in your bid, I will virtually moustache-sticate any interested parties. Simply email me your picture. I will download it onto my computer machine and run it through an intensive Latinification process that will give you the best possible approximation of yourself enjoying The Captain.
Make sure you’re smiling in your picture, because you will be smiling in your sleep with your very own in your face moustache!
5 responses so far ↓
1 ShoeMoney // Jun 7, 2006 at 9:00 pm
stop, hammer time.
better luck on this one dax
2 Phantombookman // Jun 8, 2006 at 2:30 am
Nice One!
photo winging it’s way over the Atlantic as we speak. Hope it makes good time via the electronic mail route.
I pray it survives the rigours of going through your complicated combuster process.
Does this mean i’ll be on the interweb?
3 pilks // Jun 29, 2006 at 10:05 am
Hey Dax!
When am I to expect the arrival of the captain?
pilks
4 hammer // Jun 29, 2006 at 10:09 am
Expect a tracking number this evening!
5 pilks // Jun 30, 2006 at 2:07 pm
OMG!!! I am soooo super excited! Ive always wanted to be part mexican
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