I went to the city landfill today to empty out my garage. I’m moving to North Hollywood tonight and in North Hollywood, I no longer require things like seven industrial blacklights, a piano with seventeen broken strings I left in out in the rain for a weekend, two huge computer monitors I drew faces on where the eyes are above the screen so it looks like a big mouth, or two broken reclining lounge chairs. Also, a wicker satellite chair was thrown away.
If you’ve never been to a landfill, you should go because it is completely awesome!
You pull up, you get your whole truck and things weighed on one of those big scales; then you pull up to a big open space where there’s like 14 dump trucks just dumping trash into a ditch. Awesome. From there, you take all your stuff and do whatever the hell you want with it.
I caber tossed some bookshelves. This was much more difficult than I had anticipated and I only got about ten feet. That’s probably pretty great for a first try. Even if it isn’t, the bookshelves exploded spectacularly.
All this only cost me 55 dollars for 1.08 Tonnes of junk.
Thanks to everyone who came to the Viper Room on Oscar night! It was the greatest thing that has ever happened in Los Angeles. There was an open bar so everyone got too drunk to piss straight and then drove home. Look out for another RAD DICKTASTICS SHOW on May 5th at the Derby.
May 4th. The Derby.
7 responses so far ↓
1 Phantombookman // Feb 28, 2007 at 12:21 pm
I’m moving to North Hollywood tonight
It’s all going to your head
Which part of Hollywood is your house - the rockstar side or the movie star side ?
2 hammer // Feb 28, 2007 at 6:23 pm
The rockstar side!
Next to the best philly cheestakes in the world.
3 bcyde // Mar 2, 2007 at 9:20 am
I would like to subscribe to your newsletter describing where these cheesesteaks are at. The only cheesesteak place I’ve found close by was South Street in Burbank.
4 hammer // Mar 2, 2007 at 10:20 am
Blakeslee and Magnolia mother fucker.
5 Chris // Mar 6, 2007 at 3:52 pm
There was an open bar? WTF? I’m pretty sure I spent more money there than I lost in Vegas. Then again, I was pretty drunk, so maybe my drinks were free?
I miss cheesesteaks. I haven’t had a good one since that place in Pasadena closed down.
6 A Stalder // Mar 25, 2007 at 2:24 am
did you have someone record the show?
7 hammer // Mar 26, 2007 at 11:19 am
No. My camera was packed.
Or do you mean the music show.
It’s on youtube http://www.youtube.com/dicktastics
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