I found out about this new law from Shii’s blog…whoever that is.

US CODE Title 18, 2252B says

(a) Whoever knowingly uses a misleading domain name on the Internet with the intent to deceive a person into viewing material constituting obscenity shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than 2 years, or both.

(b) MINORS.—Whoever knowingly embeds words or digital images into the source code of a website with the intent to deceive a minor into viewing material harmful to minors on the Internet shall be fined under this title and imprisoned for not more than 20 years.

That means if you link to a porn site with a domain like checkoutmycar.com or fuzzybunnies.org, you are going to prison. I have only this to say…

It’s about fucking time.

I’m so sick of my friends and work mates sending me AIMs that say stuff like, “Hey check out some pics of my new car,” or “dude is this a picture of you with Howie Long?” and it never is. It’s always some kind of weiner or person turned inside out or a parrot sitting on a weiner or something like that.

Well fuck you guys. You guys have fucked around with that juvenile bullshit too much and soon you’re going to be going to prison for it. This is only the first step. It’s misleading domains today, misleading links tomorrow. You totally deserve it too. Not only do those kinds of shenanigans totally annoy me (and waste bandwidth), but sometimes I’ll open them when other people are around who don’t know the context under which I’m accidentally viewing said porno links. That’s embarassing. And according to Yoda, shame or something leads to anger and hate and that leads to crime and that leads to a big fat paycheck written by me the tax payer. I don’t see how anyone can even argue with laws like this. Frankly, that’s unAmerican.
Rot in prison, you pig fuckers.