I thought of this fucking awesome idea for a movie last night.  I’m going to pitch it here just like I pitched it to my producer friend who’s being a dick about it.  A-here we go.

These four friends are getting back in touch after a while because one of them is getting married.  They’re having a bachelor party too I guess.  I don’t know if guys still do that on account of guys being extremely pussy whipped in this modern age of 1.6 Megabps Porno Machines, but that’s what’s happening in my movie.

During the bachelor party or maybe after it, the guys piss off a gypsy.  Naturally, the gypsy curses them.  Just like in that movie Thinner!  That was a good movie that made shit loads of money.  Except here’s the hook with my movie: the curse is that all of them will get herpes in a week.

‘Oh shit,’ they say.  The wedding is in a week!

The guys then make a pact that they’re definitely not going to get herpes this week or ever — but guess what…they do!  How you ask?  Well you’ll have to find out in:

The Herpes Complex

Catch it this summer!

or

How I stopped worrying and learned to love the Valtrex.

See that’s a good fucking movie.  How the hell hard is it to not get herpes?   The lesson this movie teaches us is that when you’re cursed by a gypsy, it’s very hard to not get herpes.
I also have another movie about zombies in the old west that’s called:

Zombie Fever

Catch it this summer! 

But that’s a tale for a diffadeedo.