I wrote a book.
I would give you a copy if you asked, but it’s $20.41 at the printers, so fuck you. You’re going to have to buy it for yourself. I need to warn you if you’re thinking of investing in this roller coaster ride of awesome. The word ‘fuck’ appears within 641 times.
I 100% believe that this book is appropriate for 12 year olds.
6 responses so far ↓
1 jackie bergalyn // Oct 12, 2005 at 7:45 pm
447 pages? as if i had nothing better to do with my time.
well, you’re right. i don’t. when i have twenty bucks in my savings account, the first thing i will buy is your book. unless that “dora the explora” box set goes on sale.
2 hammer // Oct 24, 2005 at 10:51 am
It’s 447 pages in a tech book format. It’s 181,000 words.
3 jackie // Oct 29, 2005 at 10:02 am
well, i just bought your book. if it stinks, i WILL be taking advantage of the 30 day satisfaction guarantee. if it doesn’t stink, then, good for you!
4 hammer // Oct 29, 2005 at 11:02 am
There’s a 30 day satisfaction guarantee? Holy shit! Fuck the 20.81 then, everyone buy the book and just tell them it sucks. Then you get my book for free.
Wait. That’ll never work. Not even Geroge Costanza could lie like that.
5 pixie pan // Nov 30, 2006 at 3:55 pm
ya, I’m gonna buy it, but someone just stole my purse with all my credit cards and identification cards and pictures of my brothers and alot of other stuff and proceeded to STEAL MY IDENTITY if you can believe it. They charged up close to $20,000 and have been from here to Boise, Idaho and back again, stopping at random gas marts. Imagine that, all the while calling themselves Stacey Lane. So I don’t currently have a credit card to purchase your book, or a bank account either since I had to close it down. Doesn’t matter, the whole wide experience has given me a new idea to write about. Bitches. When I read your book, I currently have 2 agents I could set you up with cause you look hot, I mean talented.
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